I’ve been called a blind, unthinking sheep for buying an iPhone.

I’ve been called a cult leader for trying to teach people how to think independently and attain personal spiritual powers.

I’ve been called called a counterfeiter and liar for making a verbatim quotation from the Bible.

I’ve been called a right-wing racist misogynist bigot for having straightforward opinions based on evidence.

I’ve been called stubbornly wrong for claiming that 2+3*5=17.

I’ve been called illiterate by people who probably can’t sign their own name.

I’ve been called uneducated by people who think that the rocks in the pyramids of Egypt were organically grown.

I’ve been called unenlightened by people whose entire concept of spirituality is copied from some book.

It bothered me at first. Later I tried arguing with them. Now I just confirm what they said. Yeah, I’m a sheep, I’m too stupid to make up my own mind and I bought the expensive shiny thingy because I’m too lazy to see the alternatives. Yes, I’m a cult leader, I’m in it for money and pussy. Yes, I like counterfeiting the scriptures, my father Satan is very proud of me for it. Yes, I’m a right winger, Heil Hitler, get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Yeah, I’m stubborn, and I’m too fucking lazy to just make operations in the proper order, from left to right like all normal people. Yeah, me dumbass, can’t write, can read a little but slowly. Yeah, I’m uneducated and close-minded and I don’t even believe in the tooth fairy. I’m totally unenlightened, I don’t care about that shit at all, I didn’t even give enough fuck to read a Richard Bach or Paulo Coelho book and get the right answers.

In other words, fuck me if I care.