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>Subject: Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment
>     1. Be a Fundamentalist - make sure the Fun always comes before the 
>     mental.
>     Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be
>     canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we 
>     are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a 
>     good laugh twice a day, and that will ensure regular hilarity. 
>     2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift, just for
>     entering -  so you are already a winner! 
>     3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision.
>     That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. 
>     That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can 
>     simply change the  channel. 
>     4. Life is like photography. you use the negative to develop. And,
>     no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course G-- 
>     loves you.  He's just not ready to make a commitment. 
>     5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts,
>     thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a 
>     condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice 
>     a day.  And when  you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember 
>     what we teach in  Swami's Absurdiveness Training class:
>     "Don't get even, get odd." 
>     6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and
>     truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad 
>     at me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. And 
>     peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace 
>     there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one 
>     big peace everywhere. 
>     7. I know great changes have been predicted for the future, so if
>     you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple: When you 
>     find  a fault, just don't dwell on it. 
>     8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet
>     train the world, and we'll never have to change it again. 
>     9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some
>     bad news and some good news. The bad news is - there is no key to 
>     the Universe.  The good news is - it has been left unlocked. 
>     10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if
>     you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment 
>     is not a bureaucracy. So we don't have to go through channels.

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